On 2010-12-29, at 5:32 PM, "Daniel P. Brown" <daniel.brown@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > On Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 15:16, Omega -1911 <1911que@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> Sound silly? Why Daniel? It's all documented and public knowledge. What I >> thought was silly was a entire thread about which ASCII combination was >> best.. convert to a higher range above the 255 character range... >> >> There is NOTHING I have mentioned that you or anyone can call a lie. Google >> or eccouncil.org are great resources. You forte is php... what security >> certs doyou hold that contradict my previous email? > > Aside from involvement with the now-defunct Federal agency, the > National Infrastructure Protection Center, training by the FBI's > Regional Computer Forensic Laboratories, accreditation as the first > private-sector mobile computer forensic investigation laboratory in > the tri-state area, multiple computer security certifications, and > about fourteen years of professional network and computer security > service to multiple public and private sector entities, I suppose not > much. > > I was pleased earlier, however, to learn about your interest in > helping others by creating a venue for them to sell their own homemade > pornographic DVDs at such a low price, but then disappointed to learn > that your grasp of Perl and site management wasn't yet up to par. > "Hacking" didn't work out all that well over the last couple of years > either, but you could probably go, what, just a thousand feet or so to > hire one of the kids from Ben Davis high school to help out. Pay them > a fair wage, though.... I mean, with your home last appraised at > $122,100 (on the 27th of July, 2007, so you might want to see if it's > appreciated more in value by now), we know you can afford to pay > better than minimum. Heck, if they'd pave your street as well as your > driveway is sealed, that alone might help improve the value, at least > a little bit. Which would be fine --- I mean, you already get the > benefits of better insurance, consider how close you are to that fire > hydrant. (You know the one I mean, that little bluish-green one when > you turn right out of your driveway and cross the street.) > > Speaking of blue-green, I love that picture of Javen. Was that > done right on his iPhone, or did he do it on the computer before > uploading it? Pretty cool either way, just like his name. I'm just > not sure if it's pronounced with a "J" or an "H" sound. I mean, > Arthur's name is easy enough, but I honestly am confused by Javen's > (except when he spells it out like James Vencent). It's no surprise > that he's an intelligent kid, though, being born at the autumnal > equinox and all (and even before sunrise that morning). > > That aside, you might be right. Perhaps my qualifications don't > quite justify my opinion in contradicting anything you have to say. I > mean, being contracted to trace people all over the world can > sometimes be almost as fun as knowing what tools to use to find out > who they are in the first place. Still, one shouldn't spend so much > time doing just one thing, which is why we both enjoy programming. > > Regardless, it doesn't matter, and I see no reason to get into any > kind of flame war --- especially with one of the famous Six Hounds > from the Darkside of Hell. Anyway, sorry for being ten days late, but > happy birthday, Chap. It was good getting to know you. And, as the > Ques know, "friendship is essential to the soul." > > -- > </Daniel P. Brown> > Dedicated Servers, Cloud and Cloud Hybrid Solutions, VPS, Hosting > (866-) 725-4321 > http://www.parasane.net/ > > -- > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php > Wow, dan! That was awesomely funny! And it's not even Friday yet! Bastien Koert Sent from my iPhone -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
