I know something funnier... Let's wait for Dani's response. On Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 7:28 PM, Bastien <phpster@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > On 2010-12-29, at 5:32 PM, "Daniel P. Brown" <daniel.brown@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > >> On Wed, Dec 29, 2010 at 15:16, Omega -1911 <1911que@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>> Sound silly? Why Daniel? It's all documented and public knowledge. What I >>> thought was silly was a entire thread about which ASCII combination was >>> best.. convert to a higher range above the 255 character range... >>> >>> There is NOTHING I have mentioned that you or anyone can call a lie. Google >>> or eccouncil.org are great resources. You forte is php... what security >>> certs doyou hold that contradict my previous email? >> >> Aside from involvement with the now-defunct Federal agency, the >> National Infrastructure Protection Center, training by the FBI's >> Regional Computer Forensic Laboratories, accreditation as the first >> private-sector mobile computer forensic investigation laboratory in >> the tri-state area, multiple computer security certifications, and >> about fourteen years of professional network and computer security >> service to multiple public and private sector entities, I suppose not >> much. >> >> I was pleased earlier, however, to learn about your interest in >> helping others by creating a venue for them to sell their own homemade >> pornographic DVDs at such a low price, but then disappointed to learn >> that your grasp of Perl and site management wasn't yet up to par. >> "Hacking" didn't work out all that well over the last couple of years >> either, but you could probably go, what, just a thousand feet or so to >> hire one of the kids from Ben Davis high school to help out. Pay them >> a fair wage, though.... I mean, with your home last appraised at >> $122,100 (on the 27th of July, 2007, so you might want to see if it's >> appreciated more in value by now), we know you can afford to pay >> better than minimum. Heck, if they'd pave your street as well as your >> driveway is sealed, that alone might help improve the value, at least >> a little bit. Which would be fine --- I mean, you already get the >> benefits of better insurance, consider how close you are to that fire >> hydrant. (You know the one I mean, that little bluish-green one when >> you turn right out of your driveway and cross the street.) >> >> Speaking of blue-green, I love that picture of Javen. Was that >> done right on his iPhone, or did he do it on the computer before >> uploading it? Pretty cool either way, just like his name. I'm just >> not sure if it's pronounced with a "J" or an "H" sound. I mean, >> Arthur's name is easy enough, but I honestly am confused by Javen's >> (except when he spells it out like James Vencent). It's no surprise >> that he's an intelligent kid, though, being born at the autumnal >> equinox and all (and even before sunrise that morning). >> >> That aside, you might be right. Perhaps my qualifications don't >> quite justify my opinion in contradicting anything you have to say. I >> mean, being contracted to trace people all over the world can >> sometimes be almost as fun as knowing what tools to use to find out >> who they are in the first place. Still, one shouldn't spend so much >> time doing just one thing, which is why we both enjoy programming. >> >> Regardless, it doesn't matter, and I see no reason to get into any >> kind of flame war --- especially with one of the famous Six Hounds >> from the Darkside of Hell. Anyway, sorry for being ten days late, but >> happy birthday, Chap. It was good getting to know you. And, as the >> Ques know, "friendship is essential to the soul." >> >> -- >> </Daniel P. Brown> >> Dedicated Servers, Cloud and Cloud Hybrid Solutions, VPS, Hosting >> (866-) 725-4321 >> http://www.parasane.net/ >> >> -- >> PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) >> To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php >> > > Wow, dan! That was awesomely funny! And it's not even Friday yet! > > Bastien Koert > Sent from my iPhone -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php