On Mar 2, 2013, at 2:20 PM, tamouse mailing lists <tamouse.lists@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > See, you can't really call yourself old until that's pooping and cramping... That reminds me -- a couple of my older friends and I were discussing getting old. One friend said "At 8:00 am I have a terrible time taking a poop." My other friend said -- "At 8:00 am my problem is taking a piss." I replied -- "At 8:00 am I crap like a goose and piss like a race hoarse." Both friends said: "That doesn't sound bad -- what's the problem?" I told them "Yeah, but I wake up at 9:00 am." Cheers, tedd _____________________ tedd@xxxxxxxxxxxx http://sperling.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
