Re: [News] Affordable Independent Web Developer - Search Engine Optimization Services - March 19th, 2009

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On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 14:23, Ginkga Studio, LLC <webdesign@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: parasane@xxxxxxxxx [mailto:parasane@xxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Daniel
> Brown
> Sent: Friday, March 20, 2009 10:13 AM
> To: webdesign@xxxxxxxxxx
> Cc: Jochem Maas; Php-general; George Larson
> Subject: Re:  [News] Affordable Independent Web Developer - Search
> Engine Optimization Services - March 19th, 2009
>
> On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:25, Ginkga Studio, LLC <webdesign@xxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>>
>>
>> As a matter of fact "DANIEL" .......I AM A REAL PERSON !!!!!
>>
>> You know, I really hate it that people like YOU reply back to me with your
>> self-vain - self-important attitudes - and act like no one else on the
> F-ing
>> planet has the right to live or even share the same air you breath!!!!
>
>    Wow.... a real person who just shot her business in the foot in a
> public forum.  That's a shame that we've just witnessed it.  A simple,
> "I hadn't read your reply and warning to the first unsolicited email I
> sent" probably would've been more responsible and received a much
> better welcome.
>
>> YOU "DANIEL" are NOT that great! You are NO BETTER than me or anyone else
>> here.
>
>    You sure pinned the tail on this donkey, Samantha!  Of course,
> I'll have to go back through and see where in the course of the years
> I insinuated that I was better....
>
>> As I CLEARLY state in my email, I work with other web developers in
> helping
>> them do small menial work which just consumes their time and I have a crew
>> of people willing to work and who just want to put FOOD on their TABLES!
> Do
>> you understand that "DANIEL"?
>
>    And as you clearly violate various laws and were told of such (but
> apparently didn't notice the reply in your copy-and-paste mailings),
> this is now actually considered slander and harassment.  So what I
> understand, Samantha, is that - while I'm sure you provide a great
> service - your marketing tactics need to be evaluated.
>
>
>
> WELL WHY DON'T YOU HANDLE MY MARKETING FOR ME DANIEL SINCE YOU ALREADY KNOW
> WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID - HOW I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT AND WHA MY REACTIONS
> SHOULD BE TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
>
> I HAVE NOTICED THAT OVER THE YEARS THE ONLY TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO GET OFFENDED
> BY AN EMAIL ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE INCREDIBLY LONG TITLES AFTER THEIR NAMES.
> I'M GUESSING YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE.
>
> CARE TO SHARE YOUR STATUS OR RANK HERE??
>
>
>> No one here is trying to OFFEND DANIEL HIS ALMIGHTY GREATNESS....we're
> just
>> all trying to make the economy go around by generating business.......or
> do
>> I have to teach you about that as well???
>
>
>
>    It's hilarious how that goes from "no one here is trying to
> offend" into a direct insult, all in the same breath.  You don't even
> know anyone here and cannot speak for any of them.  If you did, you
> would know that they will try to offend me at every opportunity.  ;-P
>
>
>
> IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND I WOULD SPANK YOUR ASS SO HAR YOU'D NEVER TALK BACK
> ANY WOMAN EVER AGAIN !!!
>
>
>
>> You know, before you go off being nasty about everything and trying to
>> assert your SELF-appointed importance - why don't you kindly say - don't
>> email us here - of course I will not. I have no interest in causing anyone
>> any hassles, including myself.
>
>    "SELF-appointed importance?"  That hurts, Samantha.  You cut me
> there.  Cut me deep.
>
>    This entire time I'd been sitting here thinking, "wow, I am so
> extremely important, I had better go and tell everyone."  Well, I
> guess there's another email that will just sit in my Drafts folder.
> Thanks for bringing me back down to Earth.
>
>
>> Had I known I would have met such unkind, unprofessional, self-centered
>> attitude I wouldn't have even bothered to try to make contact with you.
>
>    That's all it would've taken?  You should've read the archives
> before posting here.  Hopefully the folks who post deals on "Rolecks"
> watches will do the same.
>
>
>> This whole attitude of anti-business that's taking place in the world is
>> just going to lead to Government dependency and elimination of all
> personal
>> Freedoms to self-expression and self-reliance. So you may call me a
> spammer
>> but I am entitled to try my best to pay my own bills rather than ask for
> an
>> Uncle Sam handout.
>
>    You most certainly are, Samantha.  The point of contention is not
> in *what* you're marketing, but rather *how* you're marketing to the
> community.  If you were to be the real person you advertise and say,
> "hey, everyone, my name is Samantha, and I do this, that, and the
> other stuff, and I'd like to describe my business," you'd have gotten
> a few less-than-desirable responses, for sure, but overall it would've
> been more than acceptable.  The vast majority of us do at least some
> freelancing development work, and we all appreciate the need to market
> ourselves.... especially now.
>
>
>> I hope the best to all of you and great success to your Families and your
>> businesses.
>
>    And despite the sarcasm and whatever else you may take as
> discouraging from all of this, I genuinely wish nothing less than 200%
> of that back to you.
>
> BY THE WAY "DANIEL OH GREAT PAIN IN MY ARSE"......LAWS ARE CREATED FOR THE
> GOOD PEOPLE....EVER THINK OF THAT??? EVERY LAW THAT GETS PASSED IS FOR THE
> PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY DOING WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING. THE CRIMINALS GO ON
> BEING CRIMINALS.
>
> SO EITHER THE GOOD PEOPLE GETS OFF THEIR DUMB BACKSIDES AND PARTICIPATE IN
> LIVING OR THE CRIMINALS GET EVERYTHING AND ENJOY EVERYTHING AND GET OMABAB
> TO PAY FOR IT ALL.....
>
>
>> ~Samantha (a real person)
>
>    ~ Dan (SELF-appointed important person)
>
>         ~ SAMANTHA (DIRTY CAPTITALIST REPUBLICAN)

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