It's just me! I've just seen my girl friend (of an hour and 6 years) executed on the Tele. There were a number of totally false charges, but it?s a bit late now, I suppose I should ask where they buried her. In fact it's a while ago and I've been given that there were more than one execution, beheading, lethal injection, brain removal.... and now they tell me she is in a top security prison screaming to be let out "I'm innocent". Well keep taking the pills. A warder brought her to my home in chains and under sedation. So I said leave her here that might put her and her billion pound fortune in touch with reality. So since she was wearing prison clothes they took them away saying I could dress her and put her in handcuffs (a cable tie) as she was "dangerous". After a day of "unhand me... " she sort of got used to it. And we even did it without the tie. Then I bought her some clothes and gave her £100 and she left. I dunno where. If she's still alive: "A bug eyed alien took me to Mars in his flying saucer". She also said I was her ET husband and wanted to buy a flying saucer for well over a million pounds. When she first walzed in I wondered who she was, then when she said her name, I remembered she was the young lady I fished out of a local lake in 1993 and protected from a knife attack in 1999 and ha almost forgotten. She offered me a 6 figure income and a million pounds, naturally I thought she was mad and took her to my GP. Who kidnapped her Now I'm told "she's just a mouth". I mean, what is going on... I just keep taking the pills. Remember, if you see a young woman fall in a frozen lake make sure she is not the richest woman in Western Europe... At least that is what they said. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry and I understand some 6 figure transfers into my bank have been blocked by the Church of England. Hello, are you still there? Just keep taking the pills. Chris. Question: What happens to me when I die? Response: What happens to a cat when it dies? Answer: You throw it away. Response and answer: You are a clever cat! God's Anathema :> -----Original Message----- :> From: owner-photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner- :> photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of wpettit@xxxxxxxxxxxxx :> Sent: 17 July 2005 23:20 :> To: List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students :> Subject: RE: The Best of Friends :> :> Chris, :> :> What have you been smoking/drinking/eating, etc? Where can I get some? :> :> Bill :> :> -----Original Message----- :> From: Chris <nimbo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> :> Sent: Jul 17, 2005 4:23 PM :> To: :> List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students :> <photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> :> Subject: RE: The Best of Friends :> :> Well they are very nice, my dog II died quite a good many years ago. My :> cat :> II went the same way and Ontario is such a long way to go. :> :> :> :> The fox took next door's rabbit and the hamster I and II and III well :> next :> door's little girl did not know what to make of it! I buried their :> remains :> outside. :> :> :> :> And the man next door shot my bird-friend who used to sing a welcome :> every :> morning until the cat took her chicks 1, 2 3 4 on a summers day, and the :> mouse came out and I drowned them in a tub of water 1, 2, 3, 4. :> :> :> :> And the little girl next door got her first taste a nature red in tooth :> and :> claw when a big spider ate a little fly trapped on its web.. :> :> :> :> And one dragon fly ate his really friendly friend dragon fly starting :> with :> the head and going down until there was none left. :> :> :> :> And the stone fly sat on another stone fly and ate it down from the head :> to :> tail. :> :> :> :> And they turn people into preparations by cutting off the brain in :> hospitals :> so they can be used for sex and nothing else.. :> :> :> :> I wish I had been born yesterday when all was fresh, green and beautiful, :> and Maia is just a mouth.. Top and bottom. :> :> :> :> Well were things any worse in the USSR? Of course not - just the same. :> :> :> :> The air here is so bad my eyes are streaming and my throat is sore and my :> respiratory tract is filling with fluid, the air conditioning cannot :> cope, :> :> :> :> It must be those aliens terraforming, so when things are right for them, :> they will come. :> :> :> :> I'll take another photograph before I die, I hope, but think in 100 :> million :> years when there's no me, no you, and no human race the world will freeze :> for a million years according to the New Scientist. :> :> :> :> But will I be alive tomorrow? Never mind! Keep taking the pills! :> :> :> :> Best wishes from war zone London. Bang! :> :> :> :> Chris. :> :> :> :> Ps I like the photos. :> :> Question: What happens to me when I die? :> Response: What happens to a cat when it dies? :> Answer: You throw it away. :> Response and answer: You are a clever cat! :> :> God's Anathema :> :> -----Original Message----- :> From: owner-photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :> [mailto:owner-photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Elson :> Elizaga :> Sent: 17 July 2005 04:10 :> To: List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students :> Subject: The Best of Friends :> :> :> :> My recent photos of dogs and their owners in Etobicoke, Ontario: :> :> http://bestfriends.elizaga.net :> :> Hope you like them. Come over here, sit, and I'll make your picture. :) :> :> __________________________________________________ :> Do You Yahoo!? :> Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around :> http://mail.yahoo.com :>
