Marilyn <marilyn@rglobal.net> wrote/replied to: >While twisting his arm behind his back, I continued to say, > >"Let me explain what you started with your deer, elves and sleigh. > > > >My wallet is empty, my gas tank, too. > >And this, my dear Santa, I blame on you." Most excellent, very funny, well done. But methinks people don't have to do any of that. Nobody is forcing anyone to buy even one gift, nor own a car. If anyone wants to be a lemming, it's not Santa's fault. I might add, that the old tried and true man's shopping method, though frowned upon by women every where does have some things going for it. I mean, going out the day before Xmas and getting everything in an hour or less sure beats more than a month of mall hopping, etc. Jim Davis - checkout the Motorcycle Headlight Relay Kit at: http://jimdavis.oberro.com/html/bike_acc_.html