Feel free to add anything I'm missing.
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Tell me why you think that, so we can 'improve' the document. = We will change the document in a way that you probably won't like.
Works in the Research department = Works to research anything that might be competitive or advantageous
We want to make sure we get security right = Be sure you only have one page on your website because some of us are going to try to find a way in and figure out what you're up too.
Appeal agenda says 'record results of e-vote' = We don't actually vote. There is no voting. We might tally up objections but we definitely don't vote.
We reject kings, Presidents, etc. = We definitely have a hierarchy, in process and on paper.
Is not an expert or might be unaware = Knows exactly what what you are talking about.
We're inclusive = We have hundreds of ways for you to ask for permission.
We're inclusive = We support policy changes from other organizations.
We're inclusive = We will 'encoulture' you into the IETF if you're doing cool stuff without us (looking at you Nottingham, haha)
We're inclusive = Until we boot you off the mailing list, just kidding, we put you back on the list.