all, as we have discussed previously, php does not have support for retrieving array values on the same line in which they are returned. i have created a simple workaround, and would like to share. first there is the class (w/ other features omitted for the post) <?php class ArrayClass { private $theArray = null; private function __construct($theArray) { if(!is_array($theArray)) { throw UnexpectedValueException('theArray must be an array!'); } $this->theArray = $theArray; } public static function create($theArray) { return new ArrayClass($theArray); } public function __get($name) { if($this->isValidKey($name)) { return $this->theArray[$name]; } } private function isValidKey($name) { $isValidKey = false; if(array_key_exists($name, $this->theArray)) { $isValidKey = true; } return $isValidKey; } } ?> and then there is the example, <?php include('ArrayClass.php'); function sillyFunc() { return array('a' => 1, 'b' => 2, 'c' => 3, 'd' => 4); } echo ArrayClass::create(sillyFunc())->a . PHP_EOL; ?> notice what would be echo sillyFunc()['a'] . PHP_EOL; becomes what you see above. -nathan ps. sorry for all the extra newlines; im trying to work w/ the alterations the list server is applying to my posts so bear w/ me :D