On Thu, Feb 28, 2008 at 11:56 AM, Nathan Rixham <nrixham@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> throw in a $350k relocation package, flexible working hours, full
> travelling expenses, double pay for working during working hours, triple
> pay for working during working hours and onsite, quadruple pay for
> working onsite, during working hours and doing the work I'm supposed to.
> Further requirements include, company car, laptop, server, desktop, tv,
> 2x32" displays per room, a T1 connection, 3 juniors to do my work and a
> new mousemat everyday. Relocation of the office to where-ever I decide
> to relocate too. A 50% stake-hold in the company* and finally an IBM 101
> keyboard.
I didn't think the original on the Zend-Engine-CVS list was such a
bad post. It's brief, direct, to-the-point, and sounds like an
interesting proposition. However, I'd be inclined to drop everything
and walk out the door the same second, leaving everything I own behind
if an offer like the one you just joked about popped up.
> *named google inc
Especially this part. ;-P
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