2006/6/26, Ligaya Turmelle <lig@xxxxxxxxxx>:
Martin Alterisio wrote:
> <offtopic type="slightly offtopic" class="poetic literary">
>
> A sad poem of an algorithm where solitude brought excessive use of cpu
> cycles and memory allocation for redundant data (it copied over and over
> again the same image till all memory was filled with it)
>
> ------------------------------
>
> $timeWaiting = 0;
> while (!$you->near($me)) {
> $me->thinkAbout($you);
>
> switch (true) {
> case $timeWaiting < 5:
> $me->wait($you);
> break;
>
> case $timeWaiting < 10:
> $me->worry();
> break;
>
> case $timeWaiting < 20:
> $me->lookFor($you);
> break;
>
> case $timeWaiting < 40:
> $me->worry();
> $me->lookFor($you);
> break;
>
> case $timeWaiting < 80:
> $me->worry();
> $me->cry();
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->lookFor($you);
> break;
>
> case $timeWaiting < 160:
> $me->worry();
> $me->cry();
> $me->drink();
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->thinkAbout($you);
> $me->thinkAbout($you);
> $me->cry();
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->lookFor($you);
> $me->drink();
> $me->drink();
> break;
>
> default:
> throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
> die("alone");
> }
>
> $timeWaiting++;
> }
>
> $me->happy = true;
>
> ------------------------------
>
> I hope you enjoyed the poem and the fact that I didn't ask you to fix it
or
> find the bug in it =D
>
> PD: Run in your web server at your own risk.
>
> </offtopic>
>
See we do have a softer side. Outstanding!
I was a hard man till she threw me a ImNotSoSureAnymore exception =S
PD: I'm on fire today, maybe AJAX and the greek muses are behind my
inspiration
--
life is a game... so have fun.
