Martin Alterisio wrote:
<offtopic type="slightly offtopic" class="poetic literary">
A sad poem of an algorithm where solitude brought excessive use of cpu
cycles and memory allocation for redundant data (it copied over and over
again the same image till all memory was filled with it)
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$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you->near($me)) {
$me->thinkAbout($you);
switch (true) {
case $timeWaiting < 5:
$me->wait($you);
break;
case $timeWaiting < 10:
$me->worry();
break;
case $timeWaiting < 20:
$me->lookFor($you);
break;
case $timeWaiting < 40:
$me->worry();
$me->lookFor($you);
break;
case $timeWaiting < 80:
$me->worry();
$me->cry();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
break;
case $timeWaiting < 160:
$me->worry();
$me->cry();
$me->drink();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->thinkAbout($you);
$me->thinkAbout($you);
$me->cry();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->drink();
$me->drink();
break;
default:
throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
die("alone");
}
$timeWaiting++;
}
$me->happy = true;
------------------------------
I hope you enjoyed the poem and the fact that I didn't ask you to fix it or
find the bug in it =D
PD: Run in your web server at your own risk.
</offtopic>
See we do have a softer side. Outstanding!
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