Ryan A wrote: <snip>
1) Why can't you get an Elephant to screw in a lightbulb?
Because it's an elephant
2)What the difference between a herd of Elephants and a bunch af grapes?
The grapes are purple.
3)What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing. Peanuts can't talk.
4)Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
5)Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
Because he was glued to the first elephant
6)Why did the third elephant fall from of the tree?
He thought it was some sort of a game
7)What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
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