> > > > While we're on the topic... > > > > What's the difference between a dozen eggs and an > elephant... > > er? 2 metrics tons? no? put me out of my misery > then :-) > If you dont know I am not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs... Didnt know we had elephant joke fans here...heres a few: 1) Why can't you get an Elephant to screw in a lightbulb? 2)What the difference between a herd of Elephants and a bunch af grapes? 3)What did the peanut say to the elephant? 4)Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? 5)Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? 6)Why did the third elephant fall from of the tree? 7)What is gray and has four legs and a trunk? Cheers! ------ - The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard. - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster! - Smile, everyone loves a moron. :-) __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php