Richard Lynch wrote: ...
In honor of our recent Super Bowl, here is a slow-motion instant replay:
Bob: "Well, it's a great day so far for PHP today, isn't it Jim?" Jim: "You've got that right, Bob! Now let's check out this play." Bob: "Watch as the user surfs right to that web page!" Jim: "Yeah, smooth!" Bob: "Then, Apache detects the .php in the URL and hands off the action to PHP!" Jim: "PHP has been really strong today, hasn't it?" Bob: "Sure has, Jim!" Jim: "Then, PHP builds up some HTML and JavaScript and sends it out!" Bob: "Yeah, and then PHP says 'Job Done.'" Jim: "You've got that right, Bob! PHP is outta the game for now, resting." Bob: "Now watch carefully as the user interacts with the browser." Jim: "Pay particular attention as they change items in the filelist box." Bob: "Oooooh! What a fumble!!!" Jim: "Yeah, it's definitely much too late to be handing off to PHP!" Bob: "Sure is, Jim. PHP has been out of the game now for awhile!"
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LMAO!
Bob: "Now let's go to Kate on the sidelines to get PHP's reaction. Kate?" Kate: "Thanks Bob. I'm here with Quarterback PHP to find out exactly what happened. PHP, what was Coach OP thinking when he tried to get you to run that Javascript?" PHP: "Well Kate I wouldn't exactly call it a trick play, unless you mean OP didn't get what he wanted. Here I had just finished passing this great HTML and Javascript to Browser and thought everything was great. But then all of a sudden Browser makes this Filelist Box move. Too bad I was already on the sidelines or I would have helped." Kate: "PHP what exactly was going through your mind when you saw what fumble?" PHP: "That's just it Kate, I didn't even see it. It's like Browser was trying to pass some Javascript back to me, but I was already sitting on the sidelines drinking some Gatorade with Randy Moss. Man, what a fumble that must have been." Kate: "And there you have it folks... PHP didn't even see what happened. I guess this is why PHP and Randy Moss aren't going to the Super Bowl any time soon. Back to you Bob."
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-- Teach a man to fish...
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