Re: Forgot to Provide Data

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Satire:  The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose
and criticize people's stupidity or vices or obsessive reliance on
technical data.


On Sat, Jun 8, 2013 at 9:46 AM, Louie Powell <lpowell1@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> What was wrong with Minor White's "the camera was used faithfully"?
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:owner-photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of John Palcewski
> Sent: Saturday, June 08, 2013 9:45 AM
> To: List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students
> Subject: Re: Forgot to Provide Data
>
> Okay, okay.  It was a plate of spaghetti covered with a sauce made from San Marzano tomatoes imported from the Vesuvius volcanic ash soil near Napoli.  I used my forefinger on the shutter button, of course.
> As I recall I went to the loo about four hours earlier, so I was experiencing no discomfort.  My age at the shoot was precisely  71 years 3 months 7 days 9 hours 43 minutes 9 seconds, and my weight was
> 142.5 pounds.
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> On Sat, Jun 8, 2013 at 9:34 AM, RsLittle <randyslittle@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> Last meal prior to shooting?   Finger used to release shutter?  Bowel
>> status?
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>> From my Android phone on T-Mobile. The first nationwide 4G network.
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>> -------- Original message --------
>> From: John Palcewski <palcewski@xxxxxxxxx>
>> Date: 06/08/2013 9:17 AM (GMT-05:00)
>> To: List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students
>> <photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> Subject: Forgot to Provide Data
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>> I was in a big rush to post, and I forgot to add crucial shooting data
>> for my image "Shattered" in this weeks Gallery. My bad!
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>> Here is all the data I was able to gather.  I know it's on the slim
>> side, but again, I was in a big rush.
>>
>> Nikon D70, 1/40th sec, f 4.  Light source:  40 watt tungsten bulb,
>> about 20 inches from disc, at 45 degree angle from the surface of
>> table.   Camera position also about 20 inches, at 45 degrees (angle of
>> incidence equals angle of reflection).  Geographical location of
>> shoot:  40°35'02.13" N  75°28'22.74" W.  Date and time of shoot:
>> Wednesday, May 29, 2013, 5:12:28 AM.  Weather conditions at time of
>> shoot: Overcast, 68° F 20°, wind 5 mph at WNW, humidity 78%, dew point
>> 61° F, Barometer 29.88 inches 1012 millibars and falling.
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