Ok Here is the oldest photography joke in the book. How many photographers does it take to take a black and white picture.
Answer 1000
100 to pick the location
100 to find a subject in that location
100 to decide on the film
100 to meter the light
100 to pick the developer and development time
100 to pick the camera to use
100 to pick the lens
100 to pick the lighting equipment
99 to buy extra gear
1 to actually trip the shutter
100 to tell everyone how they would have done it differently.
--- On Fri, 4/25/08, Rich Mason <cameratraveler@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> From: Rich Mason <cameratraveler@xxxxxxx>
> Subject: Re: off topic posting by w8imo@xxxxxxxx
> To: "List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students" <photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Date: Friday, April 25, 2008, 5:30 AM
> On Apr 24, 2008, at 10:34 PM, karl shah-jenner wrote:
>
> > is it bad because the joke poked fun at Americans?
>
>
> No, it's bad because it didn't mention
> photographers. We need some
> good photography jokes. Unfortunately, I don't know
> any. Well, I
> know one, but it wouldn't be appropriate for the list
> and it's better
> in person.
>
> Maybe we could create our own joke:
>
> Two photographers walk into a bar...
>
> The bartender looks them over and says to one, "what
> happened to your
> buddy, he looks terrible?"
>
> "I don't know, we were walking down the street
> with our cameras and
> he just snapped."
>
>
> Cheers,
>
> Rich
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