Missing items

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Hey Bobert,

I'm sending you this off-list so people don't think you're a common thief.

On my way home from our meeting last year in Toronto, I got stopped by the cops again in there unending harassment of me for driving on sidewalks. When I went to get out my license I noticed my wallet was gone! Not only that but my watch, nose ring, cufflinks, autographed photo of Liberace, official Boxcar Willie harmonica and Mitsou my albino, Himalayan hairless cat!

Now its entirely possible I left these in one of the bars or even at the cock fight but I suspect you know full well where they are. Please forward everything except Mitsou immediately to me via Fed-Ex. You can keep Mitsou. As you have probably noticed she has an incurable flatulence problem.

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