I would join you in your sorrow but I got bigger problems of my own. I'm out of beer and I can't get to the beer store because the tread on the snowmobile is encased in ice. Seems the old lady got a little glow on at bingo and when she got home, she poked a ski through the wall. The ski knocked over a $12 crystal statue of the Eiffel Tower I got her from the shopping channel for our anniversary. The statue fell onto the waterbed, poked a hole in it and the water leaked out through the ski hole and formed a puddle under the snowmobile. I can't get the dogs to melt it by peeing on it 'cause they're dehydrated. Why are they dehydrated? From drinking all my beer! I tell ya, something's got to go! Greg > -----Original Message----- > From: Guy Glorieux [mailto:guy.glorieux@sympatico.ca] > Ah, Mr. Fraser... > > Alas, alas. But how could we not suffer from erosion of our > dentity - even perhaps to the point of terminal destruction > - when the > Globe & Mail puts it to face of the whole world in bold > letter that the > Canadian cricket team suffered "a quick, ugly loss" against Sri Lanka > yesterday. > > Oh! what shame swept over me as I kept on reading the newspaper's > vicious account of our dismay: "Canada's bubble finally burst at the > cricket World cup yesterday. And it got ugly quickly" said the > newspaper which went on, quoting the team leader: "Very tough, very > tough," said Canadian manager Karam Gopaulsingh. "But we have > to spring > back from it. What can you say?" > > Can our national pride ever recover after this? > > Yours truly, > > Guy Glorieux > > >
