Thus spake Luis: > 2.- Run naked in the rain. See Greggie for tips. If it > doesn't rain, > look up a good bail bondsman in the yellow pages, > leave a note, > turn on the sprinklers... and make a run for it ! And for those times when naked just isn't enough, go to the trunk of your car and get your blond wig, your gaudiest makeup, those shredded fish net stockings, the red pumps (the ones where the left heel is broken off) and your green dress. Make sure the lipstick extends past your lips by at least 1/2" and spread liberal amounts of eye shadow and rouge about your face. Grab a disposable camera and take the bus downtown. Then get out and chase anyone with a dog begging them to let you take a picture of their pet. At irregular intervals switch between covering your head and scream 'THE BOMBS! STOP THE BOMBS!' and singing 'Mule Train' by Boxcar Willie. Greg
