You might also take a look at http://www.despair.com/ for some posters and calendars, or just for inspiration. Michael Grinnell Network Security Administrator The American University e-mail: grinnell@xxxxxxxxxxxx On Nov 16, 2005, at 9:58 AM, Brian T. Brunner wrote: > > /usr/games/fortune, run in a forever loop, should provide you with > a fair collection in short order. > > Midget fortune teller escapes! Headline: Small Medium at large! > > Brian Brunner > brian.t.brunner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > (610)796-5838 > >>>> peter@xxxxxxxxxxx 11/16/05 09:50AM >>> > Dear All, > > I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of > have used in the past as footers for your emails for example. > > I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that > when run in PERL produces a witty output.... > > This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous > salesman > at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on > them!!! > > thanks > > Pete > > _______________________________________________ > CentOS mailing list > CentOS@xxxxxxxxxx > http://lists.centos.org/mailman/listinfo/centos > > ******************************************************************* > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > > This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept > for the presence of computer viruses. > > www.hubbell.com - Hubbell Incorporated > _______________________________________________ > CentOS mailing list > CentOS@xxxxxxxxxx > http://lists.centos.org/mailman/listinfo/centos