/usr/games/fortune, run in a forever loop, should provide you with a fair collection in short order. Midget fortune teller escapes! Headline: Small Medium at large! Brian Brunner brian.t.brunner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (610)796-5838 >>> peter@xxxxxxxxxxx 11/16/05 09:50AM >>> Dear All, I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of have used in the past as footers for your emails for example. I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that when run in PERL produces a witty output.... This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!! thanks Pete _______________________________________________ CentOS mailing list CentOS@xxxxxxxxxx http://lists.centos.org/mailman/listinfo/centos ******************************************************************* This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept for the presence of computer viruses. www.hubbell.com - Hubbell Incorporated