[OT] Witty one liners or computer related proverbs

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classic...  this is just what I want



Brian T. Brunner wrote:

>/usr/games/fortune, run in a forever loop, should provide you with a fair collection in short order.
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>Midget fortune teller escapes! Headline: Small Medium at large!
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>Brian Brunner
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>>>>peter@xxxxxxxxxxx 11/16/05 09:50AM >>>
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>Dear All,
>
>I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
>have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
>
>I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
>when run in PERL produces a witty output....
>
>This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
>at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!
>
>thanks
>
>Pete
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