Drunken Lapdancer Slips Past Security ABERDEEN, Scotland -- A drunken lapdancer wearing only a skimpy top and G-string, was found asleep on a plane after evading security at Aberdeen airport. Soraya Wilson slipped past security guards and police before scaling a barbed wire fence at the airport at Dyce. She was apparently looking for a place to sleep after an argument with her boyfriend. She was found by security staff eight hours after passing out in the cockpit. "I had too much to drink and somehow ended up at the airport. I was just trying to find a place to spend the night," said the 22-year-old. "I don't know who was more embarrassed when they found me. The security men - because I had managed to break in - or me, because I was just wearing my knickers and a little top when I woke up." Airport security let her off with a caution. "If I can break into a a major airport, what chance have they got catching terrorists?" Wilson said. The British Airports Authority says it's investigating the incident. --