The first time I heard this the punch line was "ah Air Canada" Steve Taylor wrote: > A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman = > sitting=20 > next to him.=20 > > He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight=20 > attendant. But which airline does she work for?"=20 > > Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta=20 > slogan:=20 > > "Love to fly and it shows?"=20 > > She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to=20 > himself,=20 > > " ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta".=20 > > A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.=20 > > He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"=20 > > She gave him the same confused look.=20 > > He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the = > list.=20 > > Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your=20 > friendly skies?"=20 > > This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"=20 > > The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh,=20 > Qantas".=20