A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman = sitting=20 next to him.=20 He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight=20 attendant. But which airline does she work for?"=20 Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta=20 slogan:=20 "Love to fly and it shows?"=20 She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to=20 himself,=20 " ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta".=20 A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.=20 He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"=20 She gave him the same confused look.=20 He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the = list.=20 Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your=20 friendly skies?"=20 This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"=20 The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh,=20 Qantas".=20