I remember that QANTAS commercial which was voiced over by Howard Morris, Ernest T. Bass of the Andy Griffith Show. Walter DCA ----- Original Message ----- From: "Mark Greenwood" <mgreenwood@telus.net> To: <AIRLINE@LISTSERV.CUNY.EDU> Sent: Sunday, June 09, 2002 16:34 Subject: Re: Just a little Airline Humour > The first time I heard this the punch line was "ah Air Canada" > > Steve Taylor wrote: > > > A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman = > > sitting=20 > > next to him.=20 > > > > He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight=20 > > attendant. But which airline does she work for?"=20 > > > > Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta=20 > > slogan:=20 > > > > "Love to fly and it shows?"=20 > > > > She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to=20 > > himself,=20 > > > > " ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta".=20 > > > > A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.=20 > > > > He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"=20 > > > > She gave him the same confused look.=20 > > > > He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the = > > list.=20 > > > > Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your=20 > > friendly skies?"=20 > > > > This time the woman turned on him "What the f**k do you want?"=20 > > > > The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said... "ahhh,=20 > > Qantas".=20 >