The only reason I read this whole article was because I was afraid the line "a job so simple a monkey could do it" may have been used. Guess you could say they are gonna tell Argenbright Security to "Beat It!" Of course, if he were to propose Janet do the pat-down searches....I guess I would be in favor of it. Hey, if you don't get the joke, then you are too young! Gregg Hendry ----- Original Message ----- From: "W Wilson" <wlw-jr@att.net> To: <AIRLINE@LISTSERV.CUNY.EDU> Sent: Thursday, February 14, 2002 06:50 PM Subject: US will replace embattled airport security firm > > Deputy Transportation Secretary Michael Jackson told reporters at a security > briefing that the department hoped to sign contracts in coming days with > other screening companies who would replace Argenbright within six weeks. >