I need to avoid the overhead on gazillions of JSON and BSON decide operations, so I need something of a curl-able daemon running on the same machine as a standard Apache + PHP website is run from, _in PHP_.
A simple solution that can run from Ubuntu in init.d with a call to command line PHP will do nicely.
And I fully intend to open source this one to all :)
It'll be called FolderDB.
Thanks for your time.