On Jun 22, 2012, at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent <daevid@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/ Oh, that is too funny! I'll counter with my Hill-Billy version: ------- echo(); yell('revenewers commin'); ------- var_dump(); take_a_dump(); preferred: leave_one(); ------- if: what_ya_think($huh) { //codie here } ternary: $gospel = $thisn ? $thatn : $the_othern; ------- switch: whats_thisn($quess) { thisn $thunk_one: //codie here that_settles_it: thisn $thunk_tu: //codie here that_settles_it: thisn $thunk_3: //codie here that_settles_it: othern $not_thunk: //codie here that_settles_it: } ------- try/catch: what_the { //codie here } what_the_hell(kin $whut) { buy_the_farm('Sh#t'); } ------- class: What? Never went to class. :-) Cheers, tedd _____________________ tedd@xxxxxxxxxxxx http://sperling.com -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
