if ($user_name = "Dan Brown") {
echo "GOING DOWN?!";
} else {
echo "Welcome to Heaven";
}
On 6/26/08, Daniel Brown <parasane@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> 2008/6/26 Dan Shirah <mrsquash2@xxxxxxxxx>:
> > <?php
> > include 'connection.php';
> > $inquire = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan'";
> > $count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
> > $rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
> > $pulse = $rowcount['total'];
> >
> > if ($heartbeat > 0) {
> > echo "_/\^___/\^____/\^___";
> > } else {
> > echo "________________";
> > }
> > ?>
>
> We're sorry, Otherdan. Hell is not compatible with Informix.
>
> --
> </Daniel P. Brown>
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