Re: Inspiration for a Tombstone.

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2008/6/26 Dan Shirah <mrsquash2@xxxxxxxxx>:
> <?php
> include 'connection.php';
> $inquire = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan'";
> $count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
> $rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
> $pulse = $rowcount['total'];
>
> if ($heartbeat > 0) {
>  echo "_/\^___/\^____/\^___";
> } else {
>  echo "________________";
> }
> ?>

    We're sorry, Otherdan.  Hell is not compatible with Informix.

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