Re: OT Re: [PHP] javascript in <head> or in <body> ?

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On 8/12/07, tedd <tedd@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> For example, if your wife says (and you're not listening as usual)
> "Do these pants make my butt look big?" Neither answer is going to
> help much. But, if said separately, you at least have a chance of
> surviving the ordeal.

    And I'll also point out that they will work in either order in
most cases - including the one Tedd gave as an example.  To
demonstrate:

    "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
    "Yes, dear."
    "WHAT?!?"
    "I'm sorry!"

        - or -

    "Do this pants make my butt look big?"
    "I'm sorry.... yes, dear."

    However, note that it is NEVER alright to say one of the following:
    "No, your fat ass makes it look big."
    "No, but that second piece of cheesecake did."
    "Hell yeah!"
    "How the hell did you pull those up?"
    "I didn't want to say anything, but that's why I always want to be on top."

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