Remove me from this ridiculous list. Don't care if this isn't the way to do it, just get me off this list now. ----- Original Message ----- From: "w8imo@xxxxxxxx" <pt34bfh@xxxxxxxxx> Date: Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:27 pm Subject: Mexican Eggs] To: List for Photo/Imaging Educators - Professionals - Students <photoforum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > *Subject:* Fw: Mexican Eggs > > > > > Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. I-84 about 15 miles outside > of Dallas > TX > > One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift > back into > town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the > > Mexicans ask him for a ride. > > He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying > 20,000 bowling > balls. > > The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit > into the > back with their bike, will he take them into town? He agrees. They > manage to > squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver > shuts the > doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so > puts the > hammer down. > > Sure enough 'Old Smokey' pulls him over for speeding. The good > trooper asks > the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies > 'Mexican eggs'. > > The cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the > trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts and locks it. > > He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many > officers as > possible, including the Swat Team. > > The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many > officers. > 'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in > it... two > have hatched and they've managed to steal a bicycle already > > > > ------------------------------ >
