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Excuse me!!!  Did you really think that no one would find this to be offensive and xenophobic?  I, for one, object to this joke as being in extremely bad taste.  Keep this sort of thing between you and your drinking buddies.
Don

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Subject: Fw: Mexican Eggs




Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. I-84 about 15 miles outside of Dallas TX

One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the

Mexicans ask him for a ride.

He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them into town? He agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.

Sure enough 'Old Smokey' pulls him over for speeding. The good trooper asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies 'Mexican eggs'.

The cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts and locks it.

He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible, including the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

'I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bicycle already
 
 







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