Chris's latest monologue included .... > I really enjoy photographing some aspect of life, but I need to tell a > story. A thinly veiled attempt to disguise a blatantly off topic post by placing a one-liner containing the word "photographing" in fromt of it. For brevity I've only quoted this one example. I could have chosen any paragraph from the whole troll. > Like the lady who lost an arm and a leg in a motor cycle accident > (it is on my web page under stories) Stories = fiction, and that's where it belongs. > well she is a sort of friend and > yesterday I gave her my old mobile phone, without a SIM. I just hope there > is no trouble as she has nothing and since it is registered in my name it > might get flagged as "Stolen". I rang up Vodaphone to tell the that I had > given it away but they needed the number and I could not remember it as it > was for mum and she never used it, but I found it out and put it on an > e-mail with details to Vodaphone to de-register it. The Vodaphone system is > so automated it is almost impossible to get to a human operator and there is > no option "I have given away my phone". So what? Who gives a damn? Do you still own a camera? Just wondering