A revelation to me

[Chris <nimbo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hello,

 

My mother confessed to my aunt (her sister) in my presence to attempting an abortion with a knitting needle “until the blood ran”.

 

My face is the result.

 

:(.  How sad.

 

It was wartime (1942) and my father, a private in the army, did not support her although they were married.

 

Chris.

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Question: What happens to me when I die?
Response: What happens to a cat when it dies?
Answer: You throw it away.
Response and answer: You are a clever cat!