The world is plenty healthy enough. 1,281,000,000 people in China. 1,050,000,000 people in India. 287,000,000 people in the USA. We reached 6,000,000,000 before the year 2000. Hell, Bangladesh has 134,000,000 people to Canada's 31,414,000. Ok, then. Maybe the world isn't as healthy as it could be but plenty of the parasites walking around on it are. We should save our money and send all our condoms to China and India (not that they would fit them) and just stay home taking pictures and making love. r http://www.worldpop.org/datafinder.htm <--- for lots of interesting facts. Like how many single sexually active girls between the ages of 15 and 19 there are in Switzerland. Important stuff. IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the Sheltie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.
