----- Forwarded message from Janey Reynolds ----- Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 14:24:34 +1030 Subject: formulars This e-mail contains a summary what you already know, only? reduced? to a simple math formula: > > > > What Makes 100%??? > > > > What is 100%? > > > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? > > > > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? > > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. > > > > How about achieving 103%? > > > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: > > > > > > > > If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > > > > > > > Then: > > > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ? and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And look how far ass-kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get? you? there, Bullshit and Ass-kissing will put you over the top!!! -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by MailScanner, and is believed to be clean. MailScanner thanks transtec Computers for their support. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Shaun Oliver "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." email: shaun_oliver at optusnet.com.au WEB: http://blindman.homelinux.org/~blindman/ IRC: irc.awesomechat.net:6666 IRCNICK: blindman -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by MailScanner, and is believed to be clean. MailScanner thanks transtec Computers for their support.
