Hi all,
The Blind-x list is spending this week posting jokes. This one I
thought you would all enjoy.
Bill at McDonalds:
Bill Gates: "I'd like to have a Big Mac."
Cashier: "One Big Mac, one Coke. Makes 3.50."
Bill Gates: "I only ordered a Big Mac!"
Cashier: "The Coke belongs to this, it's part
of the whole package."
Bill Gates: "What? I won't pay for the Coke!"
Cashier: "You needn't. It's free."
Bill Gates: "But didn't the Big Mac cost only 1.95?"
Cashier: "Right. But now the Big Mac has new
features.
It now comes with a Coke!"
Bill Gates: "I just had a Coke, I don't need another
one."
Cashier: "Okay, then you'll get no Big Mac."
Bill Gates: "Oh well, I'll pay the 1.95 and just leave
away the Coke."
Cashier: "You can't separate the package. Big Mac and
Coke are seamlessly integrated."
Bill Gates: "Nonsense! Big Mac and Coke are two
different things."
Cashier: "Okay, then watch this."
(Dips a Big Mac into a glass of Coke.)
Bill Gates: "Yuck, what are you doing?"
Cashier: "This is only in the interest of the
customer, this way we can guarantee a uniform taste
for all our products."
Ann P.
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Ann K. Parsons
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