On Tue, Jul 20, 2004 at 03:14:47PM -0400, Ivica Ico Bukvic wrote: > Since we are talking about sea creatures, I felt like sharing program notes > for one of my compositions (they actually have nothing to do with the piece > they are associated with and as such I feel that they are perfectly > appropriate for this thread ;-). > > Title: Imitation Crabmeat Rag > > Some people like fishing. > > Many others including the ones who like to fish, like eating fish. > > Fish is considered to be a very healthy food, except when heavily poisoned by > mercury, as is usually the case with larger fish. > > On Earth, we have saltwater fish and sweet-water fish. While the saltwater is > salty, the sweet-water is generally not sweet, yet both of the fish are, by > nature, neither sweet nor salty. > > As far as we know, there are no fish on Mars. > > In addition to fish, Earth waters are populated by squids and crabs, who, like > fish, live in water, but are not the same like fish. In fact, crabs and > squids taste nothing like fish. > > Some people, including the ones who like to fish, and the others, including > fishermen, who like eating fish, like to eat crabs and squids. > > Judging from the numbers who like eating crabs and squids as much as they like > to eat fish, it is safe to assume that the crabmeat is usually as tasty as > the fish meat. > > Imitation Crabmeat(tm) is a produce, usually found in a local superstore, that > some people, who perhaps like to fish, but definitely eat fish, crabs, and > squids, like to eat. > > I don't. http://www.lyricsdownload.com/king-missle-the-fish-that-played-the-ponies-lyrics.html
