Since we are talking about sea creatures, I felt like sharing program notes for one of my compositions (they actually have nothing to do with the piece they are associated with and as such I feel that they are perfectly appropriate for this thread ;-). Title: Imitation Crabmeat Rag Some people like fishing. Many others including the ones who like to fish, like eating fish. Fish is considered to be a very healthy food, except when heavily poisoned by mercury, as is usually the case with larger fish. On Earth, we have saltwater fish and sweet-water fish. While the saltwater is salty, the sweet-water is generally not sweet, yet both of the fish are, by nature, neither sweet nor salty. As far as we know, there are no fish on Mars. In addition to fish, Earth waters are populated by squids and crabs, who, like fish, live in water, but are not the same like fish. In fact, crabs and squids taste nothing like fish. Some people, including the ones who like to fish, and the others, including fishermen, who like eating fish, like to eat crabs and squids. Judging from the numbers who like eating crabs and squids as much as they like to eat fish, it is safe to assume that the crabmeat is usually as tasty as the fish meat. Imitation Crabmeat(tm) is a produce, usually found in a local superstore, that some people, who perhaps like to fish, but definitely eat fish, crabs, and squids, like to eat. I don't.
