On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 00:50:07 +0100, Will Godfrey wrote: >While most issues with computers slowing down are well known, and >pretty much a solved problem. There is one that is only slowly >becoming noticeable as systems get progressively faster. > >This is the problem of memory slowing down as it ages. Hi Will, in Germany it's a well known issue. Thanks to the geo location, optimal distance in between equator, moon and the black hole in the middle of the Milky Way, it's only noticeable and measurable at one day in the year. If I leave Germany at this day in the year, I'm using GLV (geo location virtualization). It's not as good as the real optimal distance in between equator, moon and the black hole in the middle of the Milky Way, but the electrons and positrons affecting the RAM bars capacitors are mystified by Morphic resonance that is linked with the location variables, so via quantum entanglement with electrons and positrons located in Germany, you at least get rid of 50% of the performance loss. How does GLV work? It's very simple, you only need to change the locale variables to de_DE.utf8. [rocketmouse@archlinux ~]$ locale LANG=en_US.utf8 LC_CTYPE="en_US.utf8" LC_NUMERIC="en_US.utf8" LC_TIME="en_US.utf8" LC_COLLATE="en_US.utf8" LC_MONETARY="en_US.utf8" LC_MESSAGES="en_US.utf8" LC_PAPER="en_US.utf8" LC_NAME="en_US.utf8" LC_ADDRESS="en_US.utf8" LC_TELEPHONE="en_US.utf8" LC_MEASUREMENT="en_US.utf8" LC_IDENTIFICATION="en_US.utf8" LC_ALL= [rocketmouse@archlinux ~]$ locale --all C de_DE de_DE@euro de_DE.iso88591 de_DE.iso885915@euro de_DE.utf8 deutsch en_GB en_GB.iso88591 en_GB.utf8 en_US.utf8 german POSIX Hth, Ralf _______________________________________________ Linux-audio-user mailing list Linux-audio-user@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx https://lists.linuxaudio.org/listinfo/linux-audio-user
