BOB, the UPRR RAILFAN UPHS 5560 >Subject: Good Plan!! > >Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on >runway 9R." > >Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's >runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!" > >Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on >runway >9R." > >Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway >9R. -Allah is Great !!" > >Pause: Static............. > >Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" > >Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" > >Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN >OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS >PLEASE!!! > >Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah >"hey" >for us -- ya hear?. > >Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !) > _________________________________________________________________ Don?t just search. Find. Check out the new MSN Search! http://search.msn.click-url.com/go/onm00200636ave/direct/01/