This is funny, but yet ironically true. Click here to hear about the Galactic Cruisers that look lke DC8's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30BDmxjXQEc&search=South%20Park%20Trapped%20in%20the%20Closet%20Scientology%20R.%20Kelly%20John%20Travolta%20Tom%20Cruise Roger & Amanda La France The episode mocked Scientologists such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and included the continuous punchline of "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet." (Click here to view the Scientology entire episode.)