Airbus 380: They're Doing it Again

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Right now, if you want (or have to) fly from major US city A to major
US city B you do that by flying with an intermediate stop at O'Hell
Airport in between. This is called the hub system. The nuns who taught
me in grade school would call it temporal punishment for sin. (I first
saw O'Hell used as a reference to a certain airport near Chicago by Art
Buchwald. But Buchwald was wrong -- there are worse airports elsewhere.)

Now that Airbus thinks that international travel will pick up in the
future, do they encourage airlines to fly point to point between major
international cities? Of course not. When you could fly from major US
city to major European city non-stop, Airbus develops the Fat Albert
plane that has you fly: US city to O'Hell (US) to O'Hell (Europe) to
European city. This is double hub, prohibited I think  <tongue in
cheek>,  by the Unified Code of Military Justice. (Fat Albert comes
from a Bill Cosby comedy routine from the 60's).

Airbus, like Boeing, ought to ask what is the "next big thing." The
next big thing is not huge. Rather, it is likely to be either a very
fuel efficient plane (Boeing does have brains; it just doesn't use
them) or an economical SST.

john

John Kurtzke, C.S.C.
Department of Mathematics
University of Portland
Portland OR 97203

503-943-7377

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