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Bob Fletcher
Robert.Fletcher@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
MILITARY DESIGN SECTION
10th Floor   SW, CUBE  134
(916) 557-7235,
1325  J  Street, Sacramento,
CA. 95814-2922


Subject: VISIT FROM GENERAL CLAUS




HO! HO! HO!

Operations Order 001:

240001Z DEC 03

Subject: Christmas

1. An official visit by Santa Claus is expected at this headquarters no
later then 250800Z DEC 03. The following instructions will be in effect and
govern the activities of all personnel during the visit.

a. Not a creature will stir without official permission. This will include
indigenous mice. Special stirring permits for necessary administrative
actions will be obtained through normal channels. Mice stirring permits will
be obtained through the Preventative Medicine
Sergeant.

b. Personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 242200Z
DEC 03 2003. Order of dress will be: Pajamas, cotton,light, drowsing, with
kerchief, general purpose, camouflage; and Cap, camouflage w/ear flaps.
Equipment will be drawn from the RQMS prior to 241900Z DEC 03.

c. Personnel will utilize standard field ration sugar plums for visions to
dance through their heads. Artificially sweetened plums are authorized for
those in their unit weight control program. Specifications for this item
will be provided by the servicing mess.

d. Stockings, wool, cushion sole, will be hung by the chimney with care.
Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fire hazards caused by
carelessly hung stockings. Unit safety Officers will submit stocking hanging
plans to this headquarters prior to 240800Z DEC 03 ATTN: RSM, for approval.

e. At the first sign of clatter from the lawn, all troops will spring from
their beds to evaluate noise and cause. Immediate action will be taken to
tear open the shutters and throw open the window sashes. COP SAINT NICK,
Reference LO No. 3, paragraph 6c, this
headquarters, 021800 FEB 00, will be in effect to facilitate shutter tearing
and sash throwing. Platoon Commanders will familiarize all personnel with
procedures and are responsible for ensuring that no shutters are torn open
nor window sashes thrown open prior to start of official clatter.

f. Prior to 242200Z DEC 03, all personnel will be assigned "Wondering Eye"
stations. After shutters are thrown open and sashes are torn, these stations
will be manned.

g. The QM will assign one each Sleigh, miniature, M-66, and eight (8) deer,
rein, tiny, for use of Santa Claus' driver who, IAW current directives and
other applicable regulations, must have a valid DND 404s properly annotated
by MSE Safety; be authorized rooftop parking and be able to shout "On
Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen, up Comet, up Cupid, on Donner and
Blitzen".

2. Santa Claus will enter quarters through standard chimneys. All units
without chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M-6, for use during
ceremonies. Chimney simulator units will be requested on CE Job Order
Request Form submitted to the Base CE Section prior to 240800Z DEC
03 and issued on a temporary loan card.

3. Personnel will be rehearsed on shouting "Merry Christmas to all and to
all a good night." This shout will be given on termination of General Claus'
visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of CSMs.



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