Some considerations for a UAL (or any OAL) reorganization, from Anon. We've all seen this. Explains the attractiveness of the neutron bomb. - Bob Mann -- R.W. Mann & Company, Inc. >> Airline Industry Analysis Port Washington, NY 11050 >> tel 516-944-0900, fax -7280 mailto:info@RWMann.com >> URL http://www.RWMann.com/ ____________________ Discovery of Administratium A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, its presence can be detected as it impedes every reaction in which is is present. A minute amount of Administratium caused many sample reactions to take up to 4 days to complete, when most would normally require less than one second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places. Administratium's mass is found to increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutron forming isodopes. This moron-promotion characteristic leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain level of concentration. Such a hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." Where is Administratium found? You will know it when you see it.