Greetings,<snip>
I prefer to think of Red Hats as the wielders of the Big Foam Clue Bat (tm).
Foam clue bat's rarely work. Of course if the clue-by-four doesn't work, there is always the LARTsaber. ;)
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Wielder of the mighty +1 LARTsaber of Unsubscribe Instructions At End of Message, the +3 Clue-by-Four of No Attachments to a Mailing List,
and the -4 Shield of No Spell Checker