On Wed, May 29, 2013 at 9:30 AM, Stuart Dallas <stuart@xxxxxxxx> wrote: > On 29 May 2013, at 17:26, Last Hacker Always onpoint < > lasthacker1@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > > HEY GUYZ I KNOW, I KNOW THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO > BUT > > HEY I HAVE A LITTLE TINY QUESTION FOR MY COOL GUYZ. > > > > DOES ANYONE HERE USE A SIMPLY MACHINE FUNCTION SCRIPT? BECAUSE THE > > SCRIPTINGS ARE A LITTLE HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND PLEASE LET ME KNOW > GUYS I > > WANT SOMEONE TO TEACH ME. > > 1) Shouting at us will not encourage a helpful attitude. > > 2) Neither will calling us your "cool guyz." > > 3) What is "a simply machine function script?" > 4) http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html > > If you want someone to teach you PHP you'll probably need to pony up some > cash. If you want someone to help you while you're learning, show us that > you're working on it and we'll be happy to help. > > -Stuart > > -- > Stuart Dallas > 3ft9 Ltd > http://3ft9.com/ > -- > >
