The wife of a programmer to his husband: Quote: Darling, I'm starting to get a little worried about your work; you work too much... you spend more time with your CPU than with me... You program too much... Her husband answers, to calm her: Code: !Honey; if(you.IsThinking(this)) !Worry; CLove* myself = new CLove; //I love you darling while(world.DoExist()) { myself->m_bLoveForYou++; if(!myself->IsTrue()) { delete myself; _exit(-1); } } And on a serious note... To any Past, Present, Or Future service man (Or woman) Thank you for your sacrifice in defending our ability to send out these Frivolous Friday emails! :) Jason Pruim lists@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx